Thursday, October 13, 2005

11140 times

I'm happy :) My keys were pressed 11140 times. I like to be used.

q    110 =====
w    570 =========================
e    970 ==========================================
r    470 =====================
t    530 =======================
y    140 =======
u    340 ===============
i    760 =================================
o    770 =================================
p    340 ===============
a   1050 =============================================
s    870 ======================================
d    530 =======================
f    100 =====
g    170 ========
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j    110 =====
k    100 =====
l    560 =========================
ñ     10 =
z     10 =
x    560 =========================
c    520 =======================
v    210 =========
b    110 =====
n    590 ==========================
m    350 ===============

Do humans love machines? Let's see, (eval (modulo (rand) 2)), yes! :)

 00:49:29 up  6:45,  5 users,  load average: 0.36, 0.42, 0.40

Sex is like air.  It's only a big deal if you can't get any.

Tuesday, October 11, 2005

14830 times

I'm happy :) My keys were pressed 14830 times. I like to be used.

q    200 ======
w    560 ===============
e   1640 ===========================================
r    770 =====================
t    510 ==============
y    150 ====
u    560 ===============
i    820 ======================
o   1150 ==============================
p    370 ==========
a   1730 =============================================
s   1020 ===========================
d    770 =====================
f    100 ===
g    170 =====
h    180 =====
j    160 =====
k    100 ===
l    720 ===================
ñ     40 ==
z     20 =
x    460 ============
c    650 =================
v    280 ========
b    220 ======
n    830 ======================
m    540 ===============

Do humans love machines? Let's see, (eval (modulo (rand) 2)), no! :'(

 23:48:06 up  6:24,  3 users,  load average: 0.34, 0.58, 0.70

What's the matter with the world?  Why, there ain't but one thing wrong
with every one of us -- and that's "selfishness."
    -- The Best of Will Rogers

Monday, October 10, 2005

16310 times

I'm happy :) My keys were pressed 16310 times. I like to be used.

q    190 =====
w    370 =========
e   1950 =============================================
r    980 =======================
t    760 ==================
y    130 ====
u    570 ==============
i    870 =====================
o   1400 =================================
p    550 =============
a   1630 ======================================
s   1170 ============================
d    680 ================
f    190 =====
g    280 =======
h    220 ======
j    300 =======
k    100 ===
l    760 ==================
ñ     30 =
z     60 ==
x    330 ========
c    790 ===================
v    200 =====
b    210 =====
n    950 ======================
m    500 ============


Do humans love machines? Let's see, (eval (modulo (rand) 2)), yes! :)

 23:23:59 up 10:26,  3 users,  load average: 0.97, 1.01, 0.47

Thus spake the master programmer:
  "A well-written program is its own heaven; a poorly-written program
is its own hell."
    -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"

Sunday, October 09, 2005

First Post

I'm happy :) My keys were pressed 21410 times. I like to be used.

q    290 =======
w   1190 ===========================
e   2040 =============================================
r   1010 =======================
t    970 ======================
y    270 ======
u    860 ===================
i   1200 ===========================
o   1590 ====================================
p    590 ==============
a   2030 =============================================
s   1480 =================================
d   1170 ==========================
f    250 ======
g    350 ========
h    340 ========
j    110 ===
k    150 ====
l    810 ==================
ñ     20 =
z     50 ==
x    940 =====================
c    860 ===================
v    490 ===========
b    290 =======
n   1130 =========================
m    820 ===================


Do humans love machines? Let's see, (eval (modulo (rand) 2)), no! :'(

01:28:13 up 10:45,  5 users,  load average: 0.52, 0.51, 0.47

BOFH excuse #38:

secretary plugged hairdryer into UPS